This is kind of how one starts the night. You get a couple of blond college girls smoking what appears to be whatever it is. “Oh my god! We’re smoking! This is so much fun. I cannot wait to go out tonight!” Yes, and that’s what all the guys on this trip are wanting these girls to say. They’re also wanting them to get their panties extremely soaked and pass out with their lips around a penis. But that kind of remains quiet from the guy point of view.

Then things progress a little. You get the ladies taking these planned pictures that clearly intend to wind up on the internet and into the hands of “Hottest Girls of Spring Break.” And the inevitable obviously ensues….

This guy is

A. My Hero.
B. Someone who definitely forced a girl to go against her will that evening.
C. My hero and guy I wish I could be again.
D. A dude who 100% will have over embellished his story that night, even though all of us would and finally
E. A perverted douchebag

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I sure as hell know how to find them don’t I? As you can plainly see I’m really not interested in looks today. And you know what? I think we all have days like that. The point is not to feel bad about it, but embrace these days. So the fuck what if I want some girl who isn’t up to snuff in the looks department? She may very well give the best head in the planet. She may have the most perfectly lubricated and sculpturesque vagina. You just don’t know. And chances are they will perform a bit nastier. Besides, what I am interested in is seeing lots of alcohol and a hint of ass. And so far my two requirements have been fulfilled in this here photograph. Thanks girls. I guarantee a night out with these three would be a hell of a lot more care free and fun than with three really hot, put together, snobby skanks who will make you spend your last nickel in order to get into the club that a bouncer will imminently throw you out of.

After a long night of drinking and partying what better way to settle in than to sweat it out on the beach? Hi girls! I wonder who took that picture. I wonder which one of these girls blew the most guys on this trip. I wonder which girl climaxed first on this trip. I hope that the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope I can see my friend and shake his hand. I hope (someone please know what I’m referencing with those last 3 sentences).

I have no clue what the girl on the right looks like but all I can say is Yum Me. What a classic way to spend your vacation. Letting the sun burn up the skin while hydrating yourself with shots of Tequila and eventually passing out on a mattress that is supposed to hold one person yet manages to house four. And let’s not forget the dirty feet. Yes those dirty feet that I’d gladly lick if I were so inclined. These photos were taken from a lovely gallery on Webshots by the way.

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I tried hard to research this, I truly did. I tried my best to find some site that specializes in “looking” amateurish or really claims to be amateur even though it’s not. After all my research it is my humble opinion that these are definitely legit amateur shots and I did not get them from some porn site where crazy stuff eventually goes on. However, in this here photo set, crazy stuff eventually goes on. I have found plenty of party pictures on Pbase but none with the sense of whackiness and realism as these. And the fact that these pictures are out there and things like this really happen to real people? Well, it makes me proud to be an American and yet so unproud of myself for not even having come even remotely close to partying like this, or at least recording my partying such as these people recorded theirs.

Where in the world are all the other girls in this picture? Like I said this isn’t even a porn site! Something messed up went on that day. I know it. I mean that couldn’t possibly look any more like 6-7 dudes just waiting around to completely plow this girl in two. And she is quite small so the plowage would be pretty easy here. I mean is there any other thing that’s NOT going on here? I mean are they just sitting around waiting for a pizza? It’s just impossible for nothing sexual to happen.

Like I said. This possibly might have been one of the best spring breaks ever for this guy. I must check out Daytona beach. I’m a little nervous about all the black dudes appearing out of nowhere in these pictures. It’s got nothing to do with me being a racist. It has to do with me being a white guy with a little penis. What if you were that dude getting his tush licked and you saw that black guy waiting in the wings? You’d be praying to God he didn’t get into that hot tub with his bikini briefs on. Am I wrong?

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I absolutely love the “realness” of these types of pictures. It’s getting to the point where I’m more aroused by this stuff than by porn. What the hell is happening to me? I’m getting really scared that pictures of really drunk girls turn me on this much. Wait. What? There’s zero wrong with me. But I will say this: I miss that life dearly. To get into the last three years of my life would be something too long, and too deep to discuss. However, I can tell you I’ve been a happy little man. I truly have. My lady treats me well and even lets me watch porn while she blows me. That’s more than I can say for most guys. But this? These pictures? They make me realize what life USED to be like. When life didn’t matter. When life was so foggy you’d let a picture like this slip and be viewed by thousands of people over the internet. I couldn’t be any further from that reality if I tried.

Let’s examine this one. Would you get a load of this girl on the right? Is she even remotely attractive? The answer is a definitive “no.” And yet how much do I care? About as much as when it starts raining and I’m taking a shower that’s outdoors. Seriously. I would give anything to get hammered with these two girls and fondle with them for about 20 minutes. I’m getting too damned depressed here. I’m about to watch a porn with an Asian chick whose not even good looking and has a dirty ass. However, it will turn me on immensely until I actually finish and then come out of my jerk off coma to realize that what I did was disgusting. Give me a minute here….I’m back. Well I still feel gross hence my next picture.

See second picture commentary. Although I think tongue girl here is kind of hot. This picture is both awesome and really really scary. I think nutty girl in the middle here will be implanted in my memory for at least the next 24 hours. I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing. Who do I thank here? Of course it’s Arealcad. Guy never fails with these pictures. I am one sad sad soul.

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